1. FISH OUT OF WATER
These guys are the Wayne and Garth of everything snorkel. They were actually hunting for beached whales that come in the form of lower quality girls on Tinder. Look out, ladies, someone has finally realized that land whaling is a profitable business.
2. TRASH DAY
Someone has gone out of his or her way to create an interesting assortment of mummified mannequins. What really happened was that old strip mall that was popular in the ’80s finally cleared its old stock in the middle of the ‘hood. A bum then found the corpses and practiced how to dispose of a dead body. Unfortunately, he didn’t do the best job, because he got a wicked craving halfway through.
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